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Tom Cruise and the fabulous Katie Holmes have yet to release any photos of baby Suri. And now the bad news. E! Online is reporting that 'The Excremental Suri' is set to make it's debut in bronze.

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Still no pictures of the famous TomKat babe but an exclusive part of Suri we will see in the near future.

Don't get too excited, most people would have no interest of seeing this side of anyone let alone a baby!

They are bronzing Suri's greatest accomplishment--going poopy! That's right folks - the world has gone completely nuts! They will create a bronze sculpture of Suri Cruise's poopies! Wednesday is the big revealing!

"Usually after the babe has its his/her first meal - it's a big feat to make their first poop! Sometimes casting the first poop becomes a glorious moment for the family, but please do it in private."

So, all you die-hard TomKat fans, you have another tourist spot to visit! The shiny brown sculpture will be displayed at the Capla gallery through September and will be also up on eBay. All proceeds will be going to the March of Dimes.

Daniel Edwards, who previously brought us Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, the sculpture of a very pregnant and very nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, is the man behind the idea, which, according to a press release, was also inspired by the successful children's book Everybody Poops. Reported E! Online.

I think this would piss off a lot of TomKat fans because as of yet have not even had a glimspe of Suri. I, myself would be least excited about seeing the babe's internal functions.

Supposedly, the miracle will finally happen this Fall--the first look at Suri after one hundred and thirty-three days after she was concieved--she will appear in Vanity Fair. But first you get see her first big poop! What a big girl she is.

Why? Just, why?


Source: EOnline!




Comments
August 31, 2006 |  Y 
God! what is the world coming to!!!!


August 31, 2006 |  well 
Um, whoever made the sculpture and whoever calls it art are sicker and more weird than Tommy Boy himself....


August 31, 2006 |  John 
Oh, for chrissakes! And "artists" wonder why they're a the bottom of the social pecking order!


August 31, 2006 |  Joe 
This guy is freaking whacked!! Thank Gos Paramount wised up to his ass.


August 31, 2006 |  chris 
Cruise is a little gay midget!


September 1, 2006 |  amanda 
why on earth would we want to see that? i mean she is not that special everybody poops


September 1, 2006 |  cyrus 
that aint right thats like a homo shittyin an plastering it in gold


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September 4, 2006 |  Carmen 
In one word: ridiculous!


September 4, 2006 |  xplosivbabe 
LOL! It's stupid but funny!
Suri would b proud!


September 10, 2006 |  zahra 
funny...


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