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What's up with TomKat's 3 minute kiss and Jim Carrey looking like a girl?
At TomKat's wedding - really important questions being answered: why such a long smooch? What the heck was Brooke Shields doing there?
And what did Katie vow?
"Her life! She promised to be respectful and obey all of Tom's demands and fetishes. If he wants Katie to suck his toes - she will. Or scratch his ass with a fork - she will - willing because those are her wifey duties!
On the matter of the wedding picture, how the hell did they accomplish being the same height?
Tom is always been shorter than his women. Katie is no exception. So, how is it on their wedding day they look the same height. Maybe he or she has been Photoshop, which can be the only answer because he totally looks like he is solidly on the ground. He's definitely not wearing lifts; at least I don't think so. The only other explanation is that Katie was stuck in a pothole. Now, that would be perfect. Maybe the real boring reason is that Katie usually in heels and forgoes them on their wedding day.
What the hell is Brooke Shields doing there?
It was only a month or so that Tom allowed himself to really listen to Brooke and why she took drugs. Not that it really matters what he thinks - it's not like their married or anything. But since his opinion is heard by millions and 'Mr. Scientologist' disapproved of her anti-depressant pill taker, he reprimanded her publicly. So, why the hell was his worst enemy attending his special day? Maybe he is finally feeling shame that he embarrassed her for the past two years.
Why they kissed for three minutes?
They kissed until the guests got irritated watching them make out. The crowd shouted, "Stop, Stop!" Now, there's a flaw in this picture, the audience should not be shouting to tell them to stop. That's just wrong, TomKat were just sharing their love with their loved ones. You can begin to see how they arrived at that $5.2m figure for the event, if they're going to hire people to shout at them to stop snogging, rather than just stopping snogging of their own accord after a decent tongue-interval. Reported Guardian.
Where the heck was Nicole Kidman?
She was on top of their A-List. Maybe she was too embarrassed to attend because her new husband was already in a rehab clinic because of a drinking problem.
Jim Carrey looked like Tom Cruise's sister, with his long hair and his earring?
Carrey looked like a friggen girl! I thought I was seeing Tom's sister having a bad hair day. But then I realized it was funny guy Jim Carrey!
What went wrong with their A-list?
Very few famous people attended. J-Lo, Will Smith and wifey, Jim Carrey, the Beckham's, and you already know Brooke Sheilds was there. Still am trying to figure that one out! All the guests that did attend scored Armani goodie bags worth
$9,500. Why did Posh look so freaky?
Maybe because of her outfit, she looked like a freakin' dominatrix who has twisted her whips and other torture items into accessories, in order to get them through airport security. Reported Guardian. Or maybe she is pissed because her husband Beck had to leave back to London to play soccer before the wedding even got started. Or maybe she's in a mood because she has attended a Scientologist ceremony - I think it's just her makeup, though.
Source: guardian
And what did Katie vow?
"Her life! She promised to be respectful and obey all of Tom's demands and fetishes. If he wants Katie to suck his toes - she will. Or scratch his ass with a fork - she will - willing because those are her wifey duties!
On the matter of the wedding picture, how the hell did they accomplish being the same height?
Tom is always been shorter than his women. Katie is no exception. So, how is it on their wedding day they look the same height. Maybe he or she has been Photoshop, which can be the only answer because he totally looks like he is solidly on the ground. He's definitely not wearing lifts; at least I don't think so. The only other explanation is that Katie was stuck in a pothole. Now, that would be perfect. Maybe the real boring reason is that Katie usually in heels and forgoes them on their wedding day.
What the hell is Brooke Shields doing there?
It was only a month or so that Tom allowed himself to really listen to Brooke and why she took drugs. Not that it really matters what he thinks - it's not like their married or anything. But since his opinion is heard by millions and 'Mr. Scientologist' disapproved of her anti-depressant pill taker, he reprimanded her publicly. So, why the hell was his worst enemy attending his special day? Maybe he is finally feeling shame that he embarrassed her for the past two years.
Why they kissed for three minutes?
They kissed until the guests got irritated watching them make out. The crowd shouted, "Stop, Stop!" Now, there's a flaw in this picture, the audience should not be shouting to tell them to stop. That's just wrong, TomKat were just sharing their love with their loved ones. You can begin to see how they arrived at that $5.2m figure for the event, if they're going to hire people to shout at them to stop snogging, rather than just stopping snogging of their own accord after a decent tongue-interval. Reported Guardian.
Where the heck was Nicole Kidman?
She was on top of their A-List. Maybe she was too embarrassed to attend because her new husband was already in a rehab clinic because of a drinking problem.
Jim Carrey looked like Tom Cruise's sister, with his long hair and his earring?
Carrey looked like a friggen girl! I thought I was seeing Tom's sister having a bad hair day. But then I realized it was funny guy Jim Carrey!
What went wrong with their A-list?
Very few famous people attended. J-Lo, Will Smith and wifey, Jim Carrey, the Beckham's, and you already know Brooke Sheilds was there. Still am trying to figure that one out! All the guests that did attend scored Armani goodie bags worth
$9,500. Why did Posh look so freaky?
Maybe because of her outfit, she looked like a freakin' dominatrix who has twisted her whips and other torture items into accessories, in order to get them through airport security. Reported Guardian. Or maybe she is pissed because her husband Beck had to leave back to London to play soccer before the wedding even got started. Or maybe she's in a mood because she has attended a Scientologist ceremony - I think it's just her makeup, though.
Source: guardian
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