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Last updated: Friday, May 11, 2007


Entertainment Tonight fueled Dina Lohan’s desire to become a TV star by hiring her to do celebrity interviews at the premiere of her daughter’s movie, Georgia Rule. The self-proclaimed white Oprah had no qualms about being used to grab an exclusive with Lindsay Lohan.

A spokeswoman for the show told Page Six: "Dina Lohan will be a special correspondent for the ‘Georgia Rule’ premiere. We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can."


Dina Lohan will stop at nothing to become famous. One day Dina will be so desperate, she’ll knock out Lindsay and try to steal her face. Only, Dina doesn’t know how to transplant faces so she’ll tie a string around it and wear it as a mask. "Don’t be frightened. It’s me, Lindsay", Dina will cackle. At first everyone will be suspicious, but 20 lines of blow later, there will be collective sigh of relief.


Source: TheBlemish




Comments
May 11, 2007 |  Fuck Lindsay and Dina! 
This is too fucked up for words!! They are both a bunch of fucking slut whores who should be shot!


May 11, 2007 |  ... 
I just have one question - is there a celebrity ,who you like and who is not a "fucking whore" as you think...?


May 11, 2007 |  Fuck You Asshole 
Not really, they all fucking fucked their way to where they are!!! Bunch of fucking whore and sluts the lot of them!!


May 11, 2007 |  Brandon 
they look terrible. thier prolly fucking each other in bed when her dad is not around!


May 12, 2007 |  Jim 
Your comments are too fucked up for words. It's really easy to lable someone you know absolutely nothing about. I think any girl that you might fuck is probably a whore too!


May 15, 2007 |  chris 
I fucked Linsay in her freckley ass and forced her mom to watch...YEAH!


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