Chris Martin's song for Mariah Carey's boobs
Mariah's boobs would have kept the titanic afloat.

His joking 'She's not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers.' Reported Monsters and Critics.

Martin, married to beautiful actress Gwyneth Paltrow, started singing: 'Mariah Carey's boobies are so sweet and she does not mess around. If she had been on the ship titanic, there is no way the ship would have sunk.'