Friday night, the first show of her "Addicted" tour at Sound Advice Amphitheater, in her first incarnation as the inaugural American Idol, Kelly Clarkson was America's sweetheart, a beautifully down-to-earth talent with grateful eyes and a booming voice to match. Kelly 2.0 was slightly glammed-up, blonder and sleeker but still accessibly spunky.

I don't like the way she's dressed!!! Why she's wearing that... Why God? Why?! A barely there crocheted top with a silky padded bra? She looks like hot shit. And showing off a stomach that size and oozing out of that tight belt. She just looks FAT.