Jessica Simpson And All Her Men
Straight from the horses mouth.

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On not dating John Mayer:
"John Mayer, is just a great guy! He's only 28 and already a legend. Not dating him -- just friends. If I were dating him or anyone else -- the whole world would know. I can't go anywhere without the paparazzi on my skirt tails."

On not dating Dane Cook:
“Dane is another great guy. Nope not dating him either. Just a friend and costar in my new movie "Employee of the Month"!"

On not dating Jude Law:
"Only a rumor, I have never dated him. We saw each other once and the press just assumes that are sleeping together!"

On never doing Botox:
"Never did Botox -- I’m too damn young! I'm only 26-years-old! Who needs Botox at that age?"

On Restalyne:
"I did Restalyne - because I was very sad and depressed while going through my divorce. So, I wanted to look more beautiful. My lips swelled up like balloons. Thank gawd, it only stayed for four months. I looked like a damn blowfish! It was horrible! I prayed every night, 'Please let the swelling go down but where was it going to go? I already have a butt-chin. I wondered if my fat lips made my butt-chin look bigger?" Now, it's all gone and I like my lips! I don't know why I ever thought to do it. What a big fat mistake! Lol"

Boob job in the future:
"I have big and firm boobs. The only time I might think of doing a boob job is after having kids and my boobs are hanging to my belly! But now, I think I am just fine."

On diet soda:
"What's diet soda. Soda is bad for you, I think it gives you cellulite and clogs up your pores. Yuck!"

On what she is up to now:
"I'm in a good place now, I'm just a girl trying to be a woman and have a good life."
Source: Bricks And Stones