The eBay description:
Want to but Kevin Federline résumé. Well, you can on eBay. The no skills - blank resume is being auctioned off on the World Wide Web. An unknown source swipe the blank document off Kfed's desk. It will be a collector's item. So, bid on it now!
I think it's stupid enough to bid on a blank piece of paper... :lol
Source: eBay