JWoww isn't wasting any time in reminding the world, once again, just how awesome she looks in a bikini.
The Jersey Shore enchantress (real name: Jenni Farley) strips down to a two-piece bathing suit for the August issue of Maxim!
Check out an excerpt from her interview with Maxim:
Which boasts a better grade of guidos, Long Island or the Jersey Shore?
The Long Island ones are good friends of mine and they’re more extreme in their guido-ness than Jersey ones. Sorry, Jersey!
What’s the first thing you notice about a guy?
If he looks fresh. If he wears a white shirt, it should be crisp. Everything should be crisp, new, pressed, and not all wrinkled and worn.
Do you like high-maintenance guys?
Nope. I know, shocker, right? I’m a tomboy. It takes me 20 minutes to get ready. I get ready faster than most of the boys on the show. Take pride in how you look, but never, ever take longer than me to get ready.
What’s the worst fashion eff-up a guy can make?
Number one is socks and sandals. Seriously, guys, knock that sh*t off. Number two, if you wear flip-flops, I don’t need that weird yellow toe sticking out. I don’t mind a semi-metrosexual, especially when it comes to keeping your toes and nails clean and trimmed.
Source: Mush